Don’t forget towels! They have towels, too.

You should market yourself as a Raw Water Guru! Think of all the money you could fleece out of idiots!

Eh, I wouldn’t have noticed if it wasn’t specifically called out.

Problematic logic.

Right? I drink waaaaaaay too much diet soda and I am not important nor work an important job.

Yeah I got nothing on that.

Samesies

I keep thinking it must be some sort of forced perspective with the camera angle, yet nothing else seems off besides the super-long arms...

Keanu has the definite advantage though because we know how fine he has aged.

It would still be a mistake because that’s not the correct name in that tradition.

Right? And even if the card is declined, it’s possibly because the person’s account has been compromised and the credit card company froze it. When I worked retail we had regular customers who suddenly got their card declined and they found out after calling the card issuer that the number had been stolen.

Right? I cared when some asshole had a foil-lined gift bag they were shoving Chanel perfume into because they wanted money to buy meth (never staffed well enough to get shit done when I had to make a police report and get security footage for them). Not whether or not someone had a giant purchase or a shit ton of…

I am genuinely surprised they didn’t fuck up and call it a Menorah.

Right? If the policy bothered the bouncers, they wouldn’t work there.

I think if you don’t carry/have cash at the time, it’s a nice way to still help.

Probably still passed the NFL team physical and the NFL has different rules than the NCAA for medical elgibility? Makes no sense to me, either.

Yep. That was the justification used to do obstetrical and gynecological surgeries on slaves without anesthesia. For “research.”

Well, damn. I am learning all sorts of troubling information today. Thank you for sharing it!

“You’re fine, you’re fine” is what you tell a coworker who spills a beverage all over themselves.

RIGHT?!?! Her symptoms weren’t like “sometimes my feet hurt at the end of the day and my nose is really runny when I am around cats.”