Man, that wouldn't be fair to the people living in North Korea. It's like how I wouldn't dump my trash out in another county, because it wouldn't be right to make my problem their problem.

Duh! It means you are a socialist.

Step 1: DON'T ABUSE CHILDREN. Or anyone else for that matter.

I think had they done this decades ago when the Irish were still considered filthy breeding poor Catholics (really, pre Kennedy presidency), it would be as bad. It goes back to power structures and hierarchies.

"...or are just 13...."

I really want some fried chicken now. There's a Cane's about 20 minutes away. WORTH IT.

The nonracist way to do it is to have these foods served at more times of the year. When I lived in Alabama, practically everywhere had fried chicken and collard greens (damn near year round at the farmer's market, too!). As well as crowder peas and other options.

"To our credit, the menu was quickly removed."

I would be less bothered by it if they didn't seem to photoshop a Barbie crotch on her.

I had one of those analyses and had bad sun damage, and I never have used a tanning bed. Just a lot of time outside as a kid and teen without giving a fuck about sunblock.

I think they used forced perspective and costuming more than anything else, but it wouldn't surprise me to learn that a few nip/tucks were digitally done as well.

When I got my first non-retail job, I asked at orientation where the location was that they preferred for the drug test.

With all that elastic, it would sound like a snare drum keeping a tempo

Wowsers, there are some douchey comments on this post.

I like when I think I'm being harassed by a hornet but it turns out to be an awesome, fuzzy carpenter bee just checking things out.

I had dysentery when I was working in a foreign country. I do not want to revisit that experience.

The deciding round would be a Pants-Off-Dance-Off.

Time to do the Oregon Trail for realsies!

Yeah, I was trying to diagram that sentence in my head....NOPE

I keep scratching my head about how I haven't seen any comment along the lines of "OMG why didn't her family call the police when she told them about the abuse? those fuckers."