Hey now! It's not necessary to throw other hominins under the bus because of this douchebag.

I love you. Seriously.

That's the most disturbing thing I've seen in a while.

Definitely! But presenting it basically as omg eat less pizza fatties UR gonna die doesn't offer any level of practicality to addressing the issue. People know what kinds of foods are bad for them and their families, it's not obliviousness leading people to heat and eat a lot of pizza.

Fuck that study. It's disingenuous and blaming. The basic logic - your kids shouldn't eat so much pizza — acts like it's an either/or. You kill your children with pizza or you feed them steamed vegetables and skinless grilled chicken breasts.

Listen, clearly he's correct. If us women weren't so bad at math, we'd be able to make the numbers work like he says they should.

That's a really good point!

Hey now, don't go assuming people can count. Or use critical thinking. Or read anything legit about any kind of legislation.

I know, right? I think it was the fact that basically every teacher in the state was all, "aww, fuck no!" to everyone they knew.

I'm in complete agreement with you. That's the whole point - Catholic doctrine is to use NFP to know when you are fertile and wink-wink-nudge-nudge when you can have the sexytimes and not get pregnant.

I just count my blessings that the Conservation Department funding is based on a sales tax set up decades ago and not contingent on anything involving voters. Because the stupider shit is, the easier it is to convince dumbass Missourians to vote for it.

I remember being taught from days 9 through 15, assuming ovulation happened around day 11.

I'm positive about all sorts of things. Voters agreed that property taxes should go up a smidgen for the county library system and now there's a new library being built. The weather's been delightful the past few days. I ate good soup tonight.

That's why you get a dog. The dog alerts you to the intruder. Fuck, they've been domesticated for almost 30,000 years to do this. Not rocket science.

There's not a question, really. The parents won't be charged with anything beyond some sort of misdemeanor, if that even.

He's totally going to be labelled the socialist pope. Between his feelings on climate change and now (CLUTCH ALL YOUR PEARLS*) maybe not trying to have giant, Catholic families, you just know he's going to be called a socialist trying to control everyone with his dogma.

It's great for when you want to get pregnant! Most women I know who were trying to tract fertility had success within 1 or 2 cycles.

TLC has their version of Hoarders, called Hoarders: Buried Alive. That show often focused on people where the therapists set goals like "Here is this sterilite tote. I want you to fill this once per day with trash from your living room." and the progress is really manageable for personal change - like the three-month…

So creepy when it involves real people! It's like fans can't differentiate characters from actors and believe neither deserve personal agency. Don't get me wrong, I really like Aragorn as a fictional character, but I'm well aware Viggo Mortensen is a real person.

Enjoy the power!