There are 10 days left of 2014. Please tell me we can have a Florida person story every day to round out the year?

I so want this to be his usual Friday outfit.

.....it was played at a hockey game I went to last month.

I used to catch an occasional episode back when I was in grad school, around 2009ish. The advice was usually unrealistic (I recall one on how to make a "sundae" involving so many berries and fruit that one would blow most of my food budget for a week), but not generally dangerous or stupid. A lot of episodes focused…

Yeah, I suspect there's a significant difference between normal pregnancy and autopilot on life support.

There is no reason to assume the person who made this decision has a college degree. Missouri has butchered its education funding so badly that a lot of teaching aides, including those with special needs children, barely make above minimum wage and are not required to have completed a post-secondary education program.

Missouri is a fucking stupid state (born and raised there, still live here). Chances are the cane he uses at home doesn't meet some stupid specification requirement for the school. Like, maybe the top has a loop or something and the school says it can't. Or there has to be some super duper special tip on it that won't…

I know! "Please don't have sadface please don't have sadface anything but sadface why can't I be there to give you all the cuddles!!!!"

YES! I was just coming here to post that one! Hands down the worst one ever at making me sob!

(Ditto!)

Under the Banner of Heaven was off the charts amazing!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!??!??!?!?

Thankfully, no. We had a clear path to GFTO.

I was in a restaurant in Alabama once where one of those fell off the ceiling, landed on our table, and proceeded to do the roach equivalent of drunk stagger around.

With a glass..erm...bottle of nice red wine. Or a mudslide.

Surprisingly, no! I don't like waterproof mascaras for that same reason.

See, Lancome gives me horrible lashes! I end up with like 4 clumpy lashes on each eyelid. I even took my tube to the Lancome counter and had them apply it (thinking maybe I was not twisting correctly, or something). Well, I ended up with about 5 clumps of lashes.

Big Fatty from Urban Decay. SuperCurl by Urban Decay. They're Real from Benefit.

Yes! That mascara looks so strange on people.

This research methodology is flawed. Don't get me wrong - I believe phthalates are bad for us. But, the results may not be due to chemical exposure.