Yeah, she did the celebrity equivalent of a normcore pregnancy, and it threw everyone for a curve.

As big as the father is, I figured the baby would be like 9 lbs and 27 inches.

Except he wasn't speaking ex cathedra, though, so it really doesn't even matter with respect to church doctrine.

Pretty much!

Yeah, I would prefer tacos and nachos to sandwiches.

I haven't, but now I am intrigued... Thanks!

Hells yeah! You read that right!

I take it you've been to JeffCo?

Taco Bell Story Time!

We're twinsies!

Ground sirloin patty, rare in the middle. Topped with bleu cheese, bacon, and onion.

I know, right?!

Do you like in a major city? When I lived in a small college town, that website was horribly ineffective.

I call dibs on Maks from Dancing with the Stars!

God, you are so lame. I mean, who listens to medical examiners when there are youtube videos to watch and draw your own conclusions from.

"I can't believe my agent got me a ticket in the WRONG fan section! This blows!"

"It was either make my sermons more engaging or get the entire congregation hopped up on espresso."

You think Mike Brown told him to get some Noxzema and it hurt his feelings?

No one ran against Bob McCullough in the county elections in November. So, yeah, that piece of shit will still be County Prosecutor.

NOT AT ALL SUSPICIOUS THAT A MAN WITH ALL THESE RAPE ACCUSATIONS DONATED A SHIT-TON OF MONEY TO A WOMEN'S COLLEGE.