Urban Decay's are awesome. Especially with the clear lipliner to hold everything in place.

I can even hate on both for DIFFERENT reasons!!!

Thank you for coherently saying what my brain was trying to process!

Thank you for clarifying it. I was thinking it was kind of old had as JPII was for it, but then I remembered that that was back in ye olde high school when I was still a Catholic and that since then things had gotten a little derailed.

Thanks to seeing it in my formative years, I am very scared of the velociraptors* in Jurassic Park.

Don't forget "Adam Sandler takes pity on me and gives me bit parts in all his movies."

He was invited to speak because he knows somebody on the board of directors, etc., and having him speak will curry favor with some other interest group the university wants to court.

Well, whoops. Maybe Maryland and Virginia residents?

Do you think the water used is desalinated tears of the local constituents?

CAN YOU IMAGINE ALL THE JEWELRY HE WOULD HAVE ACCESS TO???

Hydroquinone is horrible! It also thins your skin, making it more prone to sun damage (hello, more wrinkles, go fuck yourselves).

That's my favorite combination! Seriously!

AND WIPE YOUR CROTCH FROM FRONT TO BACK!!!

The issue often isn't with the cooking process.

OF COURSE

So you're telling us that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles exist, and that Leonardo was dressed in a human suit?

Those are crucial details.

Back in ye olden days, I saw an interview on VH1 with Sting. In it, he talked about how disturbing it was when people told him that was "their song" for their weddings.

Yeah. I might love the name John. I could name my hypothetical daughter a feminized version of that traditionally masculine name - Joan/Joanne/Juana/Johnna/Johanna. Or I could go with the masculine version. As I don't see this gender-neutral naming as going the other direction (boys given traditional girl names), I…

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