I feel like it devalues girl names on a certain level. Like, it suggests boys names are superior.

I WAS WRONG!!! The character's name was Walden.

Perhaps it's meant to be metaphorical of baring oneself and being vulnerable to one's fans.

I think that was Ashton Kutcher's character name in Two and a Half Men, too. Which just adds a whole level of what the hell to me.

That's rather insulting to dogs, all things considered. :)

I had an old man walk up to me on the row-machine thing a few weeks ago and say, "You make that look good." I just snapped and responded, "Did I ask your fucking opinion? Do I fucking talk to you? NO. Go away."

I feel so bad for that poor cat!

DUH!!!! They've been spending taxpayer dollar$ to get them annual secret plastic surgery to keep up appearances!

While I think Velveeta as a fuud concept is disgusting, damn if it doesn't melt like a dream.

I was gonna try to have some snappy retort, but you got me with babies dressed in pizza costumes. I can't top that.

Where in my comment did I say it was a one-way street? Of course men can be abused by women. All the more reason for the NFL to go with it.

Are you by chance referring to the ambrosia that is pizza sauce with melted provel in it, making it that orangey color?

Listen, Mark, the guinea pig onesie is no big deal.

Pizza Hut thin'n'crispy isn't too bad. I mean, the sauce doesn't have the same flavor, but the crust is quite nice.

As a resident constantly fighting the urge to eat all the Imo's, I feel you.

Thank you for using my absolutely favorite gif.

Own up to the fact that deep-dish pizza is a just a casserole with an identity crisis.

It would need some type of Velveeta-based cheese sauce to go on the fries.

It looks like the kind of monstrosity they would have baked in Medieval times to impress all your dinner guests. Of course, then it would also contain 4 and 20 blackbirds, a peacock, eels, and tripe.

I was explaining to coworkers awhile back that a major part of the strategy to control infection rates was to set up clean water stations and hand-washing areas.