Always ask a cast member to intervene. Disney don’t play that. 

That’s a lot of words to say “what about the men?” 

You could spell it phonetically, but “Yankee Go Home” would be a long as fuck piece of jewelry. 

Aw, I was about to buy a Quip. 

They’re performing and it’s obnoxious as hell. 

The Today sponge was discontinued because there was an issue with the equipment that deionized water necessary for production. Sales were small enough that it wasn’t cost-effective for the manufacturer to replace the system or find another plant. It had nothing to do with risk from using the sponge.

Gabbard is the worst one until Sanders declares. Then she’ll be second worst. 

Your son’s friend may just be introverted. I have lots of feelings, but I process them by thinking them through rather than reacting in the moment. 

No, he’s been called Jaboo since at least FSU. 

I am happy to see your byline again, and this is a great piece. 

IKR? If he dies, who will control every aspect of her life?

They have personal assistants, but so do a lot of other people in public life. 

I wouldn’t. I have one friend from high school, still, but none from college. I met a lot of nice people, but we didn’t click in a lasting way. It never occurred to me to think that’s odd. I am close to some of my cousins, but I have cousins because my parents have siblings—I think Meghan’s parents are both only…

Speaking as a knitter, we don’t want him.

The thing I feel like everyone overlooks is that, yes, she’s okay with staying, I understand. But if she can’t be honest about consenting, then how can she withdraw consent? Like, “I know I said no but I actually meant yes, but *now* I really mean no,” is just a recipe for disaster and bad shit for everyone involved. 

I’m sorry she is sick and I hope she feels better soon, but that is a terrible bad take. Watching other people play vidya games makes me want to put my own eyes out.

She is already way more famous than a rando e-sports dude, even if his dad is a rapacious industrialist.

Plus, medical issues that can make it difficult to conceive or stay pregnant can also disqualify you for adoption. Medical questionnaires are very detailed and standards are high. 

The medical problem that made it difficult-to-impossible for me to stay pregnant also disqualified me for adoption, and that isn’t uncommon. 

That stale Frito smell of a dog’s feet with top notes of Diet Coke and flop sweat.