Wonderful Christmastime is just awful. It’s objectively terrible and no one should like it. Because it’s very bad. 

This commenter comes out whenever some heinous rape needs an apologist. She is vile. 

Someone who doesn’t think I am just as human as they are will never have common ground with me. You reap what you sow. I am going to leave the assholes to their assholishness and go be useful. If you want to be the Asswipe Whisperer, have at it, but I’m gonna go collect blankets for poor kids or something. 

[citation needed]

He has never apologized to Monica. Never. 

State law requires a machine recount if the margin is less than one-half percent of votes cast.

See, I watched a couple eps despite knowing Midge was based on Joan Rivers, and I hated it. I hated the New Yorkiness of it, I hated how mannered it was, and I didn’t think she was funny. I thought Tony Shalhoub was fantastic, because he was the only castmember who was not acting like he was in an Aaron Sorkin play.

Disparaging anyone for being a domestic abuser, regardless of occupation, is always ok. They don’t have to be a player. If it’s the guy at the gas station, give him shit every day.

Fuck you, you vapid clotheshorse. 

Yes, you did.

“Just thinking about if my SO cheating on me makes me sick and gives me a terrible feeling. I don’t mind if other people do that, but for myself I think it just isn’t for me.”

If you were in an open relationship, your SO wouldn’t be cheating on you, because it would be an agreed on boundary. 

I sign my daughter out from uniforms (she is 12) because she correctly pointed out that any creeper who sees her in her uniform before or after school now knows where she goes to school, and she would like to be able to go to the library or stop at the store on the way home without letting everyone know where she can…

An open relationship isn’t cheating, because it’s not clandestine. 

I just want to say that one of the things I’m indebted to Jezebel for is introducing me to Sarah Hepola. She is a wonderful writer and what she writes resonates with me. So, thanks, Jez!

“American.”

Jameis’ deal is up before next season and if he’s on the roster in March he gets $20mm. He’ll have done something else stupid and destructive before then. Dump his ass and find someone with equal or better skills plus better impulse control than your average first grader. 

You FSU dropouts are so obvious. 

Yeah, in addition to being angry with him for being a serial rapist, I’m also angry with him for ruining a show I loved. I realize that by comparison it’s not a big deal, but still.

That is a terrible Jim Tomsula story.

That water is perfectly drinkable; get a Brita filter if the taste bothers you.

Wash out your garbage can with soap and rinse with bleach water, line it with a contractor’s bag, and then fill it with water for flushing toilets and mopping floors, etc.

Also, clean your house, vacuum, mop floors, run the dishwasher, clean the catbox and pet food dishes, and do all the laundry BEFORE the storm. Take…