Because they don’t fit, since they’re not tailored to fit women’s bodies. 

I have washed my Nina Totenbag several times now. 

Most people who are hypertensive are not salt-sensitive. 

If you don’t salt pasta water, the pasta tastes like hot wet paste. Gross. 

Plus there’s no evidence that the outcome would have been different had the students drilled more. It is like TSA--security theater, and those kids know it. 

No one should ever forget Roxy Music. 

My ex wanted to name a girl “Kentucky.” He wanted Kentucky Grace, to be exact. That’s not what caused us to break up, but it didn’t help. 

That’s unethical, though, as we learned from Jez not too long ago.

Susan “Burn it all down” Sarandon is never getting a dime of my money ever again. She is dead to me. 

Sure they do. I know someone who spent several days in jail because she scratched her husband trying to get away from him when he choked her. Cops came, he had scratches on him, she was arrested. She spent four days in jail until her case was heard. By that time, her neighbors came to testify that they saw him choke…

my kid swims competitively and even when the kids are in the water, they’re required to stop every 200 yards and drink water. if they feel lightheaded, they stop at the end of their lane until a trainer can give them the once over. if a swim league for 12 year olds can keep tabs on kids IN THE WATER, then I cannot…

Someone who cares sooooo much about his kids wouldn’t have gotten sloppy drunk, yelled at their mother and hit the eldest. 

The only time a guy ever talked to me when I was breastfeeding was once when I was at the mall and I was trying to reach the diaper bag without disturbing the baby, and some guy came up and said “I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable, ma’am, but can I hand that to you? You look like you might need some help,” and I…

My daughter has a July birthday so we do her birthday party the weekend after school starts and fill the goodie bags with cool school supplies like colorful pencils and gel pens and cool shaped erasers and stuff like that.

My SIL has three kids and she holds one “friend” birthday party a year for all the kids with the…

If you have a Trader Joe’s, try their Everything but the Bagel seasoning on popcorn. It’s so yummy. 

This DB was not written by Bobby, who said HE would not lead with the Kardashians again, not that no other writer would. 

They were made for boats, and they are great for that. 

I would post the Wondermark sea lion cartoon as well. 

Ben Shapiro isn’t a candidate. He’s not her opposition. He wants to play gotcha with her, and she doesn’t want to. By demanding a response, he wants her to defend herself, but she hasn’t done anything wrong by not responding. The only way for her to win is to not play.

That doesn’t mean that she won’t debate issues…

In most states, child support is a formula and you plug in the non-custodial parent’s income and the percentage of time they spend with that parent and you get a number. There is no adjustment for “Mom/Dad has a lot of money.”