I do, too. I have a friend who is dealing with this same thing right now, and it is so insidious and so awful. 

email it to the author, who can anonymize it for you. 

How can you not eat soup? Soup is the greatest food!

When my daughter was little, I used to ask her what to do when I cooked. She would sit at the counter and watch me, and I’d say I was going to put a whole bell pepper in the salad, and she’d tell me to wash it, cut it up and clean out the seeds, etc. It was fun for her to give me directions and she would tell Daddy it…

Only 90 days if your dad writes to the judge and bemoans how you can’t enjoy a good steak now, you’re so traumatized by raping an unconscious woman. 

Upworthy just laid off a bunch of good people, too. 

I have made dozens of those and given them away. Then I made mats out of them for the homeless in my town. 

The best thing about this scene is when McNutty looks at Bunk like “you’re really running with this?” 

No, actually, they’re not able to change over time. They just stop talking about their terrible opinions because they learn that expressing them brings social condemnation. 

I thought her flowers were gorg, and I liked daisies for Daisy. 

I have mostly left Jez after spending years hanging out here after I was grayed again for no reason I can see, and yet this dude gets to bloviate his dudeliness all over every damn post when he has nothing useful to say about anything.

You should call an attorney and tell her or him your story and ask how to proceed. I think you got scammed. 

diana moskovitz wrote a great piece about this: https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/against-allegedly-1819703365

My cat is Mochi. Her late sisters were Sushi and Miso. 

After making her apologize and telling the Internet that she was a very bad girl and won’t do that again. That’s capitulating. Not capitulating would have been, “We stand by our employee.” 

It’s not based on what is reasonable. It is a percentage of a parent’s take home, since your child should be able to share your lifestyle just like they would if they lived with you. 

We told our kid that Santa is a game that we play at Christmastime because it makes giving gifts more fun. It’s fun to put the focus on the recipient rather than the giver. My daughter has been giving people gifts as Santa since she was 4. 

Planked salmon chips. 

10/10 would watch.

This couple did book seats together, though; it was the straight couple who had to sit together.