Eat, sleep, train.

It’s called Touch of Grey not Touch of Blaaaaacks!

Everyone knows the downfall of Lithuanian basketball is because they stopped using skeletons.

I think Sous Vide is probably your best option. It takes longer but the results are incredible.

They barely trampled that woman! That’s why nobody respects American soccer fans.

My guess is because there’s two of them and one of him? Maybe don’t want the other being jealous is all I can think of.

She already stole Frankenberry’s face and got away with it, why would she stop there?

Trying. Hard.

Yeah but some of their best boyfriends were black, so it’s OK.

I usually hate gif posts but yeah, this one works for me.

Insurance money via Derek Fisher’s self destruction and a championship bonus. This is Matt Barnes’ life and I bet he’s loving it.

Why hello afternoon plans, nice to meet you.

Meanwhile in the United States someone yells “9ers!” and stabs you.

No, your Lego. Have some respect for our goddamn craft sir.

Rex would know about settling for the three.

You were 2 classes away from a cake baby.

We did egg babies once. I’ve never met anyone else who had the opportunity to rear an egg in school.

That problem is mouth full. And an esophagus full. And a trachea full.

That’s still like 5 normal peen though on the Berle Scale.

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