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Brigadier General Crunch
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No LeBron owns Toronto, Tristan Thompson of all people owns Horford Co. 

Embiid is just the landlord for Al Horford’s real estate company.

Now the Real Sex theme is stuck in my head. 

I live right near one of their smaller donut factories and goddamn it always smells so, so good. Discovered the Au Bon Pain one too on a walk in a random industrial area and smelled like cinnamon raisin heaven. 

What the fuck did onion rings ever do to you? 

I once shotgunned 3/4 in the case and didn’t sleep the entire night. I remember shaking and puking into a big gulp cup but not sleeping. 

Less get recklesssss

Also debatable. 

But still, where did the lighter fluid come from?

Vote Brinson for 2018 All Star Game

Or Love and Irving but who’s counting.

I don’t get how the Warriors always winning is somehow worse or less entertaining than watching Lebron win year after year.

It’s the Cardinals

They saw Gottlieb and college basketball. Sounds like a thief to me.

What’s crazy about those flick threes is when I play down in the park, it takes a shit load of energy to put up a normal three from like 8 less feet. It’s insane how effortless Steph just flings it accurately. I would need every ounce of strength to nail some of these shots it feels like.

The honey jack and lemonade mixed is really good summer drink.

I got mine by surprise at the airport waiting at customs. Had sign like limo driver, flipped it to say marry me and blammo, waterworks. I had a lot of second thoughts but don’t regret it an ounce. She loved it, friends too. Was a total surprise.

Blur rules

But Ben Simmons said there was no other rookie competition this year?

After the commercial break, Al was talking with Terry and laughing. It genuinely looked like he said something about how easy it was.