ADAM SILVER??? YOU AINT A BALLER UNLESS ITS GOLD!!

Darrell, you ignorant slut.

I’m pretty sure it’s 4 teams playing across each other’s courts at the same time right?

Mac Daddy Santa :(

NAME ME THE LAST TIME YOU SEEN A WOMAN BALLIN? YOU CAN’T.

STAY IN YO LANE

Jealous because you can’t afford the $220 slides? THEN YOU AINT A BIG BALLER

Better than moving to Thailand for something 12 years old right?

Remember when Deron Williams got Jerry Sloan to quit and then disappeared into obscurity shortly after that?

“My son can’t be racist, he watches sports with the black people in them.”

I’m sure we’ll get the “This isn’t who I truly am” apology soon.

No way but imagine the fun!

Or the Lakers pass on him and he goes to Philly or Phoenix.

I’m going to need you to put your finger on this globe Donald.

Yeah, but in this case the youth not seeing the adult celebrate their success is because they just lost in the playoffs again.

“The Lawn on D Swings” goddamn this killed me. Regional laughs all around.

Maybe they should fight?

Yeah, my first thought was to tip a mother fucker over.

I could have used more unhinged voicemails though.

I couldn’t remember which son killed himself and which died naturally so that was at least intriguing as the movie went on.