I was fortunate to hear a Ponzi Scheme as a Grand Jury member several years back. Nothing on the scale of Madoff money but enough to end up on American Greed once the dust settled. I think one of the tricky things about these schemes is that unless something really wacky happens, they’re all relatively the same and…

How about another scene where the son googles himself to read nasty things?

Fuck you, you hooplehead.

Al Swearengen would be rolling in his grave if it weren’t so full of cunt and whisky right now.

Wait, I though Katy Perry made political pussy eating songs now?

If it’s getting stuck in your anus you’re definitely doing it wrong. I mean, they even included the anus string to make taking it back out easier. It’s not that difficult.

Yeah, but somehow, Bautista always manages to put something together right after someone pisses him off.

You are Lana Del Ray

I’m a huge Lego fan but couldn’t care less about Minecraft. That being said, this set looks really cool. Definitely a lot of basic bricks, but still enjoy the overall look and size of it.

The concept of the smarmy geek is so fucking insufferable.

What the fuck is an Albert Pujols? I vaguely recall it being a thing but can’t quite put my finger on it.

Trust the divorce process.

See, Wall did land a shot in the second half.

I dunno, I’d call his stint in Arizona a pretty good prank.

I thought she made like serious pop songs now or whatever.

He flew too high :(

Real funny but my dad died of a marihuana overdose please show some sympathy

I once saw Richard Simmons at the mall. He came out of the elevator and gave a fat girl balloons. We had just seen the The Baby Sitters Club Movie so that was certainly an interesting day for a 8 year old me.

So more of a playground tantrum?

He looked like he was gonna cry after he did it. Like a high schooler after a fight. It was cute.