All that strong arming to get Tristan Thompson a max deal as well.

Bradley Beal makes more money than John Wall, of course he dresses fancier.

Mother is what you say if you kill cats in the basement.

Uh, yeah...well he was turning into a monster...

Girl better put on a mouth guard if she plans on playing that close and keeping those teeth.

Girl better put on a mouth guard if she plans on playing that close and keeping those teeth.

Are we sure he wasn’t just excited about the free data?

Scrappy white guy Sammy Sosa hangs on for another year.

Sometimes he’s at my buddy Marahall’s place but yeah I tend to see him there a lot.

Never cared about GnR but saw them in concert this summer and Slash was incredible. Bonus points for his shirt literally melting from sweat over a 2 hour set.

“Keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair...”

Midas would blush at fuckface’s passion for all things gold.

Is that early 2000s Roger Clemens sitting behind him?

Celebrate our Commonwealth freedoms while I blow my pot smoke in their faces.

Just think of all the contouring you can do now with the MicroTouch Max (The #1 Male trimmer on the market).

Wait a solar year or are we talking lunar? Lunisolar maybe?

Him kissing Father Johnathan after winning the Super Bowl is in all honesty the first thing I think about when I remember him now

I bet he wouldn’t, too many carbohydrates.

I’m thinking more along the lines of $200 cookbooks, promoting Alex Gurrero or dropping lines such as “I’ve never eaten a strawberry”.

I say this all the time, but just imagine how the Boston media would ridicule someone like Peyton Manning if he did half the wack shit Brady does. Between that fucking diet and all these insane fake health products they’d eviscerate him.