Yeah but what about Eric? Bet you didn’t think you’d ever meet someone who references the Jeremy Piven vehicle The Goods: Live Hard Sell Hard.

I’ve seen some dumb posts on Deadspin but this takes the cake. Everyone knows you start Dan Cortese at QB.

If it changes anything, he’s got a bunch of radio studios built inside of various children’s hospitals throughout the country so that’s cool!

Aubrey McClendon wishes he could say the same.

It’s disappointingly uneventful unfortunately. He stole a disgusting looking horizontal striped Lacoste polo and put up little resistance to my mighty will.

I once caught a running back from the University of Nevada shoplifting years ago and was disappointed he didn’t just run away from me.

Demarcus Cousins are the 2 guys in the main photo and Meyers Leonard is a local grocery chain if I’m correct.

Meriweather was never one to turn down a cheap shot.

Wait, is this the lady with the reality show who’s opening for Lionel Richie?

It’s unreal how awesome the mini-mini figure Lego babies are. Don’t know why but that and the little dog from the Series 16 sets recently are easily my favorite accessories in a long time. The babies can even ride on the standard Lego dogs backs if you work em in there right!

Must be some kind of dick kicking clause in the new CBA.

Jesus, if one of the good guys like Bonny Petrino was willing to do this then I’ve lost total faith in college football coaches.

Peanut butter & fluff spoonfuls. Call that shit white gold.

Considering the success Murray was having all night as well makes it that much worse.

I believe that’s what the local youth at the park call “taking his rings”.

If I were a billionaire I’d offer Harper $500,000,000 to never play, watch or even speak of the game of baseball ever again just to do it. Your move Bryce.

Slightly surprised that he didn’t somehow magically turn the one from behind the basket into a dunk.

Probably because the whites only water fountain has a filter in it.

Old man trying desperately to cultivate an iconic college football coach look.