Genuinely forgot The Ringer even exists sooo

I bet you a player doing a Nazi salute to the fans would get less heat that Kaepernick’s kneeling.

Oh that’s just Hank P. Hill from West Arlen. He doesn’t pay his discover card bill.

Probably the Cardinals hacking his account.

Any updates to the 4-wheeler? Between the maneuverability and ability to sawn off shotgun suckers that became my absolute go to vehicle.

Goddamn, that’s savage.

Please, the San Diego Union-Tribune has been covering a team that doesn’t exist the last decade.

+5 monies

Trust the prowcess

Seriously impressive, I agree.

I’ve had to watch so many Taxin’ Hassan ads when I get ready for work immediately followed by anti-Ayotte ads I can’t take it anymore. Ayotte may take the cake for the terrible batting practice commercials in the fucking Sox hat. “Hey I like sports ball just like you folks! I’m sure going to miss Big Daddy David…

I heard he was getting head.

The Process is going to turn out to be an insurance scam all along. Hinkie is hiding in Colombia not teaching at Stañford.

I stopped following Miami about 2 years back and became a Raiders fan because they were so fucking maddening. The Raiders. Think about that for a few minutes.

The phrase “shipping” is as cringeworthy as the art.

“I found out if you lick toothpaste out of a Mach-3 razor, the cuts and paste actually begin to eliminate the virus.”

To die in Cincinnati only to be reborn in Cleveland is the twist of a Twilight Zone episode.

#mammALLlivesmatter

That’s exactly what happened. In fairness, I had a feeling it was going to as the price checker didn’t register it either. Still, I fully expect every cashier to have a direct line to CEO Brian Cornell who I then expect to fulfill my demands. I’m a white American male damnit, nobody tells me no.

Listen lady, I’m just trying to buy these toys and condoms and get back to work are we really gonna do this?