The cashier at Target wouldn’t break street date and sell me the Mr. T fun pack yesterday. She made a lifetime enemy let me tell you.

I hate the Patriots with the energy of 1,000 suns but nothing would make me happier than them laying waste to Rex with a 4th string QB next week.

Now if we could just do something about Charlie Villanueva...

A Rutgers coach hitting someone hmmmm...

They also played a reel of him going 4-29 or something against Brian Matuzs which is pretty funny.

Craig James on the other hand...

Mamas don’t let you babies grow up to be Craig James

KJ certainly doesn’t kid around

No way, SMU’s got bigger problems like guys murdering prostitutes.

If Baylor can’t let the rapists in, then who can they?

It’s being sucked into a black hole of takes.

I'm so sick of you Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters fans coming in laughing about the Nagasaki Cornish Hen Haters. Your team will have it's down days soon enough too.

Came for this, left satisfied.

He teaches you a little each year and by graduation it turns out you've learned nothing.

The GM job was the only thing Hinkie has done in the last few years that’s been brief.

So the 400km I've walked since July would earn me exactly one significant Pokémon. Call me crazy but that seems like way too much distance for a lot of these.

All these behind the scenes Tom Brady articles sound like he lives a miserable existence. Even the Gisele part doesn’t sound fun.

Is there any way to make it so Voice Control doesn’t pop up 50% of the time I push the home button?

Ooh heavens, I just got the vapors!

My only concern with Lego Dimensions is when can I get my hands on a Sloth or Mr. T minifigure. Don’t torture me!