-Antonio Cromartie

I heard she juuuust edged out Anne Hathaway for the role.

Oh hello other grown adult man, wait, what the fuck are you doing stop spanking me.

DJ Khaled killed himself like 7 years ago after a high speed chase in LA.

That voice will never be not funny.

Jimmy Haslam was quoted as saying “Promises can be old.”

Bet they wish Arians was still around.

Yeah but he stopped painting that one nail sooo...

A grown man protecting another grown man from being misquoted because he throws a ball well in a town nearby.

Yeah, earning money online in GTA V became almost a job in itself. If you want to buy ammo, a custom car or anything really enjoyable for that matter and use it continually you need to have a lot of money saved up and grinding Out of Court Settlement can only work for so long.

I think Cleveland is more concerned with high flying drunks than dunks.

I guess I’ll just ask the obvious, what the fuck is that dude wearing? Mrs. Claus negligee?

I'll sleep a little sounder now, thank you.

Should have tried to Dodghim.

The only armor I need to rule this Wasteland is a bandanna wrapped around my face and some long johns.

Quick, everyone dust off your jokes from 2004, they’re hilarious all over again!

I usually pull away for the hair slick during my fakeout fives but good technique none the less.

No, it was originally from Channel 4 in the UK. Apparently it was really expensive to make it look as old and terrible as it does too which is pretty funny in it’s own right.

Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace certainly doesn’t count, but it’s my favorite all time AS show.

Yeah like Truvada or Retrovir.