I thought Penn State’s goal was to not ruin anyone’s weekends?

The easy way out.

He looked like the dummy from Goosebumps in that bow tie.

I’ve never gotten anything but compliments on my 5 Herschel bags. Most of them are patterned or colorful and they often strike up a lot of conversation at work.

Is he doing the White Tornado?

Wait aren't you playing in these games?

That fight was the only place where Cole was safe from getting hit hard.

And here I am thinking Manziel is more of a dumpster fire.

First former SMU superstar Craig James murdered all those prostitutes, now this? Shame.

Toss It Like It’s Hot Frerotte

Oh crumbs, I’m all thumb and a half.

Why bother with the fantasy sports when my neighbor’s sister made $7492 working from HOME on her COMPUTER last month.

No shoes, no hall of fame.

-amount of friends Derrick Rose brought with him

Uhh, pretty sure the article says there’s no denying it’s a great song.

I call those kinda “guys” pencil necks and yeah, my fig four game is tight.

Fuck conversin’, they just come over when they hear my guttural screams of power.

Can tell they've been married for 60 years they're already senile and telling people they were married in 1995.

On a scale of 1 - The Dolphins, this only is only like a 4.