only twice? he wishes he were a Star Wars nerd. when I was at the tender age of 8 years old I'd already beaten the hardest mission on Battlefront and dressed as princess leia for halloween TWICE (both times in her classic white ensemble, of course). call me when Ron Howard knows who Aayla Secura is.

call the burn unit, caustic jones just earned their moniker

I read an interview where Coppola said she didn't feel that she could adequately portray the complexity of slavery. basically seems like she didn't want to do it unless she could do it all the way, she didn't want to have Hallie just be a background character or something, which I sort of understand. still, it's weird…

but then again you think…. of course her kids are cool. of course they are.

Paul Ryan would defend a used syphilitic condom if it lets him cut taxes for the rich and repeal Obamacare

tiny hands does what the orb commands

that's because he's BFFs with the Saudis, he literally sold the Saudis the weapons they're currently using against Qatar. which is of course the dumbest way he could handle the situation, he's literally destabilizing the few stable countries that remained in the Middle East.

I can't stand Chained to the Rhythm, can't shake the feeling that the lyric "turn it up it's your favorite song" is Big Brother telling me what music to like

I loved the part when Lars says a "place for those who don't fit in" sounds like his kind of joint, honestly I will despair if they don't show any more of my pink haired son and the giant lesbian caterpillar grandma

I've stopped trying to theorize the mythology of the show and just relax and believe that The Crewniverse is going to provide, and Wanted did not disappoint. does anyone else see a direct parallel between the Steven/Lars and Rose/Pearl relationships? not the romance obviously, but Steven supporting Lars and believing…

"it's a yarmulke"
"Well then can I take this tiny hat off my YARMULKE"

Bianca del Rio could never be president, she would be RuPaul's secretary of state

Lets just say fuck it and elect an actual clown as president, nothing matters any more right? Fuck qualifications, fuck everything. Go fuck your mother and date your father, apparently we live in a shadowy joke of reality where The Rock has a campaign slogan and death has become the only escape from farcical…

they have some real creative differences

yeah Aunt Lydia seemed genuinely disappointed that the maimed handmaids wouldn't be "honored" at the dinner, hats off to the actress for handling the complexity of that moment

there's definitely a line in the book where Offred remembers seeing her preach traditional values on TV, something along the lines of "making a lucrative career by telling other women to leave theirs"

you're about one election cycle too late to the party on this one, Fallon

"we'll fuck again tonight at 7:30 with LESS KISSING"

life imitates art

I thought the same thing, and the fact that Aku impregnated Ashi's mother with that black liquid was a neat little parallel to the black tree oil for the Woodsman's lamp. also the fact that the Beast turns children into eldritch nightmare trees and Jack's dad turned Aku into a dark tree stump kind of works too maybe?…