The Model S that Tesla used was

Why wouldn’t they reuse buyback cars? Gotta save money somewhere right?

I saw a rumor that one of the cars they brought for testing was a buyback, so... maybe?

Simple.

I think the initial stories about Elon’s poor planning and promotion of this (and the equally strange Laguna Seca laps that seemed like a last-second Plan B) were warranted.

P100D Turbo is my preference 

Look, I grew up around a lot of uneducated, ignorant people. This is just how they speak. Always hyperbole. Always phrasing things in confusing or inaccurate terms. Always blustery. Always ridiculous.

The man is a fucking idiot. We’ve known that for years. Thus no need to be in a quandary. Hopefully more Americans have realized this and we’ll only have to endure embarrassing headlines for one more year.

Do you have to drive around back for the garage spot?

He doesn’t get the garage spot though.  #FakeLapRecords

Yes. 100%. (to both questions)

“Fastest 4 door ever at Laguna Seca” is the Jaguar Project 8 at a 1:37.xx. I’d be SHOCKED if the Tesla beat that time. The Jag has significantly more aero, was on an ultra-sticky Michelin and weighs 1100 lbs less. Correct your tweet or show me the video now, Musk.

I kinda blocked them out. I was hoping I was just having a bad dream the last few years.

I have never met such a rabid, willfully ignorant, argumentative group

Nah, I bet that record belongs to the guy banging your wife.

Was there a standing record for fastest lap by a 4-door at Laguna Seca?Am I a pedo for asking?

You should get greyed for trying to make “Musk-holes” happen. 

What’s your address and make and model of vehicle?

Reading through the stupid details of this stupid drama, I kept asking myself “Why am I reading this? It’s stupid.” Yet, I read the whole thing. I am stupid. 

I too hold the record for fastest reverse-out of my garage/driveway.  FIGHT ME!