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Or Porsche - who will sadly never aspire to own one.

but Chadwick even fled the scene and posted the damn video of him and his dad crashing to his Instagram

Thanks - now my co-workers want to know WTH I’m laughing at so hard.

Yeah I’m pretty sure nobody wants to tell their egomaniacal boss that lives for manufactured hype - that this particular piece of manufactured hype isn’t a good idea - or even truthful hype. But knowing Musk he probably knew - but just didn’t care.

5. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the Earth?

Gun turret and Mjolnir suit sold separately.

Nobody is using this to haul or you know - do actual work stuff lol - its just to get noticed. So no worries.

Which also makes me wonder - exactly why does a work truck need bulletproof glass? I wonder which cartel recommended this feature?

But it also kills Xenomorphs!!

The Tesla pickup has impressive stats - but nobody is buying that triangle on wheels outside of Musks diehard EV cult unless they just want to get noticed. GM and Ford/Rivian will lead the pickup EV revolution.

I consider myself to very open minded when it comes to styling, but not THIS open minded. This is purely a status symbol and an ugly one at that. Conventional pick-ups have nothing to fear from this.

Build it with updated styling based on the C8 - I won’t completely forgive you GM - but that would be a good first step.

Same sentiment - I don’t hate it. But putting the Mustang name on it just seems... wrong.

Unless you’re Dennis Rodman.

Some idiot made a similar speech about foreigners not too long ago.

Interesting design choice - they could’ve left that part of the trunk color coded and it wouldn’t have taken away from its overall look - but I also wouldn’t consider it a deal breaker. At least its not blacked out C-pillars which is way more noticeable and dorky IMO.

Someone at Jaguar watched a lot of Star Wars.

Funny as that was how the Probe started out. It was originally meant to become the next Mustang - but thank God someone at Ford realized that was going to be a very bad idea - so it then became the Probe.

$4k for a decent quick sporty ride is all that matters - its definitely a NP.

Reading this made me think of that movie too, might watch that one again someday soon.