I'm glad to know that there are others out there who remember this cartoon because every time I try to describe it to someone, they react as though I'm just making shit up.  Which I do, all the time, just not in this instance.

A little ditty given new life by Paul Kinsey in season 3 of "Mad Men."

Same here!  It's my favorite time of year, and as the anticipation builds for football season to resume, my tolerance for anything that isn't football just goes straight into the shitter.

Mr. Bombay gave me a Keurig a few years ago as a Christmas present, and it was hands-down one of the best gifts I've ever received.  However, it has completely altered my expectations when it comes to using a traditional coffee maker because I no longer have the patience to wait more than 30 fucking seconds for my…

When a friend of mine picked up her 3-year-old daughter at preschool recently and asked about her day, the 3-year-old replied that it had been a good one for the following reasons:

Grand idea.  There may be some sanitation concerns on the part of management and, perhaps, a few unsympathetic patrons. But if I could mix a tasty hamburger in with my activities, I might just achieve a state of nirvana I never thought possible before seeing Bradley Cooper in perm rods.

If it were possible, I'd throw this trailer on the floor and roll around in it.  Naked.

"My Beloved Idiot Friend" will be the title of Ben Stiller's next cash grab.  Co-starring [insert name of insufferable man-child here] as the Beloved Idiot Friend.

This is the second reference to "Dog With A Blog" I've seen on AV Club is less than a week.  Are there hordes of clandestine Disney Channel viewers out there?

Why, then I'll just fantasize that I'm Daniel Radcliffe, like I always do.

So this is what's called a lunch time poll. You win five million dollars from the Publisher’s sweepstakes, and the same day as that big Ed guy gives you the check, an impending sharknado threatens to end all life on Earth in two days. What are you gonna do with the money?

Yeah, well, this movie may be complete dogshit, but I'll line up for anything featuring James McAvoy. 

Liked for your reference to "Mad Monster Party."

I'm going to an awkward baby shower in the downstairs conference room of my workplace in about 30 minutes.  Now I have the perfect sentiment to write in the card staff has been passing around for the mother-to-be.

Standing in line at Target, one is routinely assaulted with screaming headlines from the covers of People, Us Weekly and other such publications that allege to report all-important facts on the growing fetuses of famous women.  Takes all the pleasure out of "guilty pleaure" reading, such as it is.

"You go on back in there and tell them that you rule there is no Santy Claus. Go on. But if you do, remember this: you can count on getting just two votes, your own and that district attorney's out there."

It was definitely "The Tingler" that had 5-year-old me convinced that one's very own spinal cord could mercilessly attack others, and it was my introduction to the incomparable Vincent Price.   But, this "Fiend Without a Face" sounds absolutely intriguing.  I am simultaneously fascinated and creeped out by the idea of…

@avclub-55a0ce8200cf39c3028ebc66f356bf7e:disqus , a friend of mine from high school said that he occasionally had coffee with her grandparents and that she never recognized him out of costume and make up.

Well, you can, but it's difficult to focus on her quilt-making instructions now that her mouth has shifted about 3 inches to the left.

I love "The Tingler," too.  I was very, very young the first time I saw it, and I was  confused about the concept of the parasitic critter that would make the spine tingle when its victims were scared.  I somehow got the idea that the movie was about a spinal cord that just roamed around, independent of the human…