"Yes!" cried the NBC Executive with delight as he began casting the special in his head: Katharine McPhee as Laurey, Kellie Pickler as Ado Annie, and "The Voice" star Blake Shelton as Curly.

"You are 16 going on 17, and I'm nearly 35…" Also, did anyone else have a hankering for a cup of cocoa while watching this?

This! Mr. Bombay and I agreed that there was something very Tim Curry about his appearance.

"Mad Monster Party" is pretty amazing. They used to broadcast it every Halloween on one of our local stations, but I found it on DVD a couple of years ago at Target.

A friend of mine used to work there. Cool place, indeed. :)

No, you should always feel free to make fun of Arby's.

Well, if what you want is Quilted Northern, then, obviously you can't have it.

I kept hoping the masseuse would ask about his horrible scar.

The wallpaper actually being pink doesn't change the fact that I have wanted my living room to look exactly like this since I was 4 years old.

I fondly remember watching "Predator" in my 9th grade science class. Our teacher was on the verge of retiring, and he just plain did not give a fuck anymore about instructing us on the periodic table of elements or whatever we were supposed to be learning. Every Friday, he would allow one student to bring in the…

My mother still does this to me when I'm riding in a car with her. And, I'm 40.

When I was around age 13 or 14, my best friend and I heard about this list of books that were banned in schools or some such, and we were determined to read every last one of them over the course of a summer. Our parents were just so thrilled at our requests to be taken to the local bookstore that they never thought…

So, then, no trying to sneak behind the beaded curtain of your local mom-and-pop strip mall video store to the "over 18 only" section?

I guess my dad was pretty old fashioned in that he only had a few magazines stashed in his dresser. The "good book" on that subject that I was given access to was actually a book about conception and child birth that written sometime in 1955 and only contained black and white illustations and photos of those plastic…

Who downvotes watching porn? Or was it all that secret reading in the bathroom he/she objected to?
My parents went to bed pretty early and never knew about all that "special programming" that Cinemax aired after a certain hour on Friday nights, and since I had a large TV in my bedroom with access to all of the…

<—- Girl. Baited.

Not all of us with plans to marry Tom Hiddleston are annoying little fucks.

He's in a blink-and-you'll-miss-him type of role in "Argo." You're just going along, watching the film, and suddenly there's SLATER!

I saw this movie the year it was released at a midnight screening on my college campus. Clearly, a large portion of the audience had seen it previously, and the rest of us were treated to a "Rocky Horror Picture Show" type of experience as the others yelled back at the screen. One such moment was during the…

Liked for reference to Cosmic Ray's. I think it is probably the worst place to dine in the Magic Kingdom, but when your sister-in-law is close to dying of heatstroke in front of The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, it's your best bet for air conditioned seating, a bottle of water, and copious amounts of unwanted…