Have you seen the documentary "American Scary" about horror hosts?  I think Svenghoulie was among those featured.

Shit, I never received my welcome basket.  I was hoping it would include some make-up or stickers to help emphasize my lazy eye.  I figured nothing would endear me quicker than encouraging others to poke fun at the most prominent of my abnormalities.

I love watching "Antiques Roadshow" precisely for those moments when the appraisers shatter the hopes and dreams of assholes who show up with some shitty reproduction and are completely confident they possess something of real value.

On our local PBS station, you can get your fill of happy little trees every Wednesday morning.

"From Slugworth With Love"

Aw, Tommy Kirk… and Creepy Girl.

Thanks for sharing the clip.  A friend of mine made me a CD several years ago that included these and other outtakes from recording sessions for the Haunted Mansion.  Interesting stuff, particularly one track that features a female voice over artist doing Ghost Host bits.

Yup!  Also, all of my fondest yuletide memories have a soundtrack that includes the voice of Paul Frees as he can be heard in any number of Rankin/Bass holiday specials. 

Paul Frees is also noted for providing the iconic voice of the Ghost Host in the Haunted Mansion as well as the auctioneer in Pirates of the Carribbean.  His voice can be heard in many of the classic attractions at Disneyland and Walt Disney World.

*Sits on pavement next to dumpster located behind neighborhood liquor store.  Swills bottle of recently purchased Moscato.  Realizes she's The Bum that the commentariat of the AV Club was talking about.  Hangs head in disgrace before finally coming to terms with who she really is.  Returns to liquor store to buy…

Narwhalizzard-like conditions

Second that.  I'm already a freckled ginger and I begged my mom to give me an Ogilvie home perm before I auditioned.

My grandmother is an avid watcher of Food Network programming and has had some choice words to say about "that hussy" Ina Garten over the years.  She once remarked that poor Jeffery, toiling away in the city, has no idea that his wife regularly entertains hoards of gentlemen at the house he's worked so hard to pay for.

Well, I sure as hell wouldn't want a kid in here watching this donnybrook!

Thank you.  It was carefully thought out, I assure you.

Every possible thread on QVC's Facebook page has been hijacked by her rabid supporters.  A post announcing a discounted price on a bottle of soap will garner hundreds of comments from Deen devotees, swearing they'll never again shop from the network if they don't allow her to remain a fixture.  Check it out.  You'll…

Taken 3: Take Five
Taken 3: Take a Number
Taken 3: This Takes the Cake
Taken 3: Take a Bow
Taken 3: Take Out the Garbage
Taken 3: Taking Up Knitting

SQUISHY!

Glad to know I wasn't the only one crying like a toddler with a skinned knee.

A little evocative of "Nothing comes between me and my Calvins."