I’m a bit surprised that none of the reviews I’ve read so far have pointed out the obvious that Dani is being haunted by one of the ghost school boys from Russell Mulcahy’s video for Total Eclipse of the Heart.

Or Wimpy Ass Pansy. My god white women why are you beholden to these clowns?

Man I need to get me some of the Soros Deep State money somehow.  Anyone got the hookup?

“....while residing at Tyler Perry’s $18 million Beverly Hills mansion....”

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As an Episcopalian, and a middle-aged White woman who grew up reading magazines with Harry and William, I’m a real Reality apologist. But I am 100% Team Meagan and Harry on this. The abuse Meagan has faced in the press is not surprising, but still heartbreaking. That coupled with scandal seems like a great getaway…

“What do you mean, they don’t make butts of Malmsey anymore?”

Racism tends to make things less fun and cheerful. 

Not enough kinslaying amongst these modern royals. What I wouldn't give to see Harry brain Wills with the old scepter and orb while various wastrel hangers on viciously scrap for position after the fallout. The least you royal fucks could do is be slightly interesting.

This article is resonating with me in a way. I am personally going through an extremely hard time right now (terminally ill parent) and I am leaning on my friends more than I ever have before. However, I have an awareness of my extra neediness and am also trying to balance my friend’s needs from me with their lives…

hot take

This article makes me feel like Hazel Cills is young/not in a living together relationship/not a parent.

I want an all marionette version. Marionettes made of raw meat. 

What kinds of fashion photographers do they hire over at H&M? None of those kids are remotely sexy.

“The socialist Ghislaine Maxwell...”

I’ll never forgive her for not being in this movie so I could just never watch it and, thus, never have to hear about it again.

My guess is that Trump only banned Epstein from the club when he found him creeping on Ivanka.

Plus, the “innocent women” is usually pretty racially coded; WOC never get the benefit of a doubt that a white woman like Maxwell does.

Reminds me of that scene in King Lear where this duke is gouging out his guest’s eyes and one of his servants is just so disgusted that he stabs him to death. That needs to happen more.

Maybe it’s the Harlots talking but Ghislaine Maxwell does not remotely surprise me. Then again, I’m in my 30s, not a teenager or young woman.