I thought all guys wanted the smooth unblemished skin of youth, but after my husband and I separated, I found that a significant minority do not give a shit about wrinkles, stretch marks, cellulite or a bit of sag. I have all of this stuff going on, except wrinkles, and I get way more play from hot assed guys and…

Yes, I would totally have her ginger baby!!

He makes me sick.

Word, I wish I had.

Some call it crime, I call it revolution...

Yeah, they're in the world, but not of it.

I hear what La Roitfeld is saying, but it's good if that other thing you're doing is not trampolining or showering....also, I often wonder how much time she spends putting together her artfully disheveled look.

Jesus, what the hell is that? He looks like Predator!

My understanding is that her family is incredibly hardworking and distinguished-so much so that she is considered a low achiever by her siblings.

I'm telling you, I can't even think about her without my eyes watering.

All this tells me is that if my rapist hadn't succeeded in getting past my defenses he would have gone on to rape someone else that night.

There are some sellers on etsy that make similar ones-very cute.

You have just articulated years of thought in three sentences for me. You're awesome. Thanks!

That's funny-I am really super into my guy, but I am afraid my mind runs on a practical track. Since then, he always brings me cheese or deli meat as an offering.

My guy asked me this question while we were, ah, being intimate, and I truthfully answered that I was thinking about what kind of sandwich I was going to make after he had left.

I am someone who stayed home to raise her child. Work in my field meant that I was away from for fourteen hours a day. It was nearly impossible to pick up part time gigs. And childcare, commuting and other work related expenses ate up 4/5ths of my salary. This is when I was living in London.

I agree with you-I lived in the UK for some time, and the comments about her looks were pretty harsh.

I have found that a lot of literotica stories actually feature porn as the primary means of arousal-characters get turned on by watching porn, and then have to fuck. Instead of, you know, getting turned on by a real person. It's really, really sad.

I say this all the time on here, but y'all younguns need to be told; I am 42. Sex is exponentially better than it was in my earlier decades. Plus, I still attract men like crazy. I am older, and fatter, so I no longer stop traffic, but I mercifully get skipped over by the douchebags. It's great. I love it.

He was really nice and very friendly. He IS tiny, though. Teensy Tiny. I could have put him in my pocket.