It was only a matter of time. You can’t see Gunn do the first movie without expecting him to pop back up in the third.

Who?

You know, you could have saved time by just saying, “I didn’t read this shit but I’m big mad at women.”

Let us know what price you end up paying for being an asshole.

Trump is usually three white sheets to the wind.

lol

Specially kind of dumb, right here!

Back when this god damned world made sense!

The story they were trying to tell is that John Connor owes his life to a heart transplant from a robot. /s

Counting Crows’ best album = The best episode of Caroline in the City

You guys really like to refer to Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer as “Mike ‘Nuke The Gays’ Priefer”. Have you ever considered that Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer maybe doesn’t like being called Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer? Did you reach out to Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer for comment? Please be more mindful of what Mike…

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

Alternate Alternate Headline: No one will ever love TheCheadles enough to remember him when he’s gone. He knows that and it eats him up inside.

It’s kind of long but I think it works.

Yeah! Fuck everyone but me!

Statistics are only valid when they prove black people are criminals and unwed mothers should have been reading the Bible.

They are invalid when they prove that which you mentioned and that more access to more guns leads to more mass shootings.

What does Golden Girls cereal taste like? Depends.

The worst are those weird peanutbutter candies in the orange or brown paper wrappings.

It’s true.  For example, did you know that our time on Earth is finite?  

Tell men that a single room at a single event is off limits to them for a couple of hours and it’s a war crime to be tried at the Hague. Implement and nourish a work culture openly hostile for over a decade and “ThaT’S JuSt VieDEo GamES BRo”