Okay

His parents should have used one the night he was conceived.

Clifford was shot in 1991 and sat on the shelves for 2-3 years, yes.  Orion made it and they went bankrupt.  

Clearly there is a need for some Hank Hill.

I think of them as magical trust fund babies. They are born with abilities that mean they don’t need to worry about real world stuff too much. Like Trustafarians, they can still f*** up their lives with less effort than you think. But, they don’t really *need* to try too hard, because... magic.
And some of them…

The books mock intelligence and education (something funny that the girl is into) and prioritize mainly male violence.

She then began watching the Paul brothers on YouTube.

Feel like he’s bending over backwards to get out of trouble. 

Chubby Cox? What’s so great about Chubby Cox?

Australian here.

Haha. His music is what cardboard would look like if it was music.

You raise your voice.

“We’re werewolves, not swearwolves.”

More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

I’ve been waiting 22 years for this clip to be relevant, and now it finally has happened!

“I have figured out a way to make my debilitating emotional fragility sound like a superpower. Most of my friends have.”

Yeah, I’d definitely rather focus on the fact that she shared, like, a thing implying that grieving parents’ pain was false then the fact that she’s not the best voice actor.

Can somebody explain why Gene Wolfe wasn’t worthy of a tribute but this bullshit artist was?

My son was six when this came out and had seen some of the other movies at home, but got a little freaked out by some of the scarier scenes, so I didn’t take him to this one either. I saw it, drove home, told him and my wife to get dressed, and drove right back to the theater with them. I watched him instead of the…