I like theaters because I have enough morality to put my phone away and watch the movie.

Horrible interior, looks like an office building.

iHeartradio Awards: The only award show for people who think the Grammys aren’t terrible enough.

I will not stand for this Howard erasure!

“Superheroes don’t normally open restaurants, but what they would do is use their technology to help the world,”

If Mr. Hill was gonna star in another movie about a Hollywood fixer, I’d much rather it’d be him reprising his role as Joe Silverman 

But it probably makes millions of Chinese wrestling fans happy that they won’t lose access to the WWE because John Cena is a coward with no scruples.

The Hulkster’s movies were bad but what I appreciate is that they were also fucking weird.  If you’re gonna fail, that’s the way to do it.

Smokin!

With your second point, couldn’t it also be that it’s a single expedition that has been here for a long time?  

Yeah

Couldn’t you at least bump the score up to a C out of respect for Ian Curtis’ 41st death day?

Somewhere along the way the rights to the two properties were split off to different companies.

Obvious solution for LW1 for at least half of his problem; be friends with straight people.  It’s a whole world of people who aren’t familiar with his acting career!

The masks that prevent HIV go on your dick, numbnuts.

That is actually exactly how it happens, except for the part about the bear being a fat hairy gay dude.

I never liked the ending of the movie mostly it stole it’s ending.  I prefer the version where an angry bear knocks over the coffin and apple falls out of her mouth.

All my life I’ve known weirdos who drink gatorade throughout the day for no actual reason.

I saw a lady with a photo of herself at the insurrection on Tinder once.  They need to replace the “Super Like” button with a “Super No”.

Stan doesn’t seem grimey enough.  He looks like he’s showered sometime in the last decade.  Maybe they’ll roll him around in a greasy puddle before film starts, or add in the filth digitally.