No they were on eBay, along with his hair.

Meth usage gives you access to a lot of teeth you’ll no longer need.

Delicious.

It can be two things.

Isn’t Stede Bonnet that fat goofball from Assassin’s Creed IV?

Probably, but in this fantasy scenario of mine, CPS could make a decent case that the children would also not be safe with the grandparents since they had a history of enabling Josh’s abusive behavior.

I hope they arrest his wife, too, and then adopt off all of their kids. No good person looks at someone who’s already sexually assaulted so many children and thinks “Now that’s the guy I want to have seven babies with”.

Great, now put one in Detroit.

I say just make sure the son is familiar with the Harry Potter movies first, and then he can have a laugh about Vernon Dursley playing a creepy old man.

To be clear: Jack Black was born a full year before Apollo 13.

It’s not even that; there’s no launch pad on Mars.

Not a Musk fanboy, but anyone who thinks that Mars isn’t a one-way trip is deluding themselves. It would be several generations of successful colonists before a return flight would be possible.

The invitation went out to Josh Swains, but the viral post didn’t include their last name so all sorts of regular Joshes showed up, so there were two separate events.  The two Josh Swains did RSP, all Joshes competed in the brawl.

The real takeaway from this event was Covid.

In the comic she’s able to beat Nick Fury in hand to hand combat so here’s hoping whoever’s writing Cap 4 knows that.

Well Caitlyn Jenner can go fuck herself.

Another victim of Judge Valkenheiser, no doubt

I’m glad Pixar is doing this, but I sure feel sorry for the poor sap on the other end of that email address.

Tilda Swinton

Honestly that entire album slaps and was worthy of nomination.