Actual comedians tend to be pretty smart, in a pure brain-power sort of way.  Being able to be witty live isn’t something the average dumdum can really ever learn to do in the same way as learning a skill like playing music or acting.

She’s *checks IMDB* killing God in Heaven now?

I’m a handyman and I’m in an out of houses all day.  I have ten different clients who have shoe shrines.  Two of them work for the Pistons.

He’s saying racist things about the Angels now.

why would anyone want to watch a MacGyver with no mullet

He’s making shady deals in Heaven now.

What it comes down to is that the movie is an ad for HBO Max.

The news is that the site finally updated for the new movie, but the old site is still there under a new URL.

This is the most expensive ad for a streaming network ever produced by a terrifying degree.

No but it was pretty recent, like end of last year/beginning of this one.

That is actually a defense Fox already used in a recent lawsuit against Tucker Carlson but I don’t feel like googling to remember what.

They’re sure to employ the same “no one is stupid enough to believe us” defense that has worked against previous lawsuits.

Yeah, “quits”.

I had no idea Bo Burnham was so tall!

Live life
Live life like you’re gonna die
Because you’re gonna
I hate to be the bearer of bad news
But you’re gonna die

She’s getting blotto with the angels now.

Which is a very under reported story.

He was defending a transphobe journalist from a shitty publication is my understanding of the situation.

With nary a mention of the controversy, of course.

And of course the Ewok Village later became Robin Hood’s tree fort.