I guess my issue is more with the definition of a ”little local place”. because once you start moving away from the northeast those places tend to drop in quality pretty heavily and the ones that are good tend to develop a local following that moves them out of the “little local place” category.

I have a problem with using the quality of smaller local pizza establishments to define a space as a “culinary wasteland”. The quality of a cities cuisine shouldn’t be judged by one mainstay.

Somewhat ancient refrences aren’t good here netherlander.

I think it’s time for a nap billy, you’re getting a wee bit too cranky.

cool, so you have the intellect of a small field mouse, should’ve known.

cool, old lady is bored of death and destruction, cry me a blood filled river.

so does this mean I can do speach showcasing every shitty thing your parents said at any point during their lives at their funerals?

god I hope hordes of people shit on your grave like you’re doing right now, that would be class.

don’t worry, deadmau5 has bounties out on both he and skrillexs heads, should be interesting in the coming weeks (god why did I write this...)

too bad it’s probably all on public record now, could’ve made a great GOP candidate in the midterms :P

oh god, consider me dead then. can barely keep up 30 lol

dude, chill out

technically it wasn’t the act of putting vodka in breakfast cereal so much as what brand vodka was in the breakfast cereal

I won’t contest any of these, mainly because I hate getting burned at the stake. but I will that I can never truly enjoy canes sauce with fries because every time I go to raising canes and get something to g0, my fries are always fucking soggy when I get home and ruin the dipping experience.

you are apparently in the company of the worst people on the planet

it’s essentially ken’s honey mustard and bbq sauce, so good though...

this is why I always have a bottle of high concentration rohypnol on my person on these dates, surprisingly lethal and people really don’t ask too many questions.

As long as she got to take barron, which to be honest is probably for the best. she’d love to get further away for cheetolini.

no, get it to-go, don’t occupy a table if only one person is eating, unless your friends feel like contributing to the tip.

“no, I want the hamburger fried rice!”