don’t worry, deadmau5 has bounties out on both he and skrillexs heads, should be interesting in the coming weeks (god why did I write this...)

too bad it’s probably all on public record now, could’ve made a great GOP candidate in the midterms :P

oh god, consider me dead then. can barely keep up 30 lol

dude, chill out

yes, because hackers with the software/physical tools to get around airgapped networks will be so concerned with what’s on your grandmothers samsung dumb/smart phone.

needs more psychic children to be considered minority reportish

plus the dude was accused of “economic crimes” which could range from actual corruption to it being a trumped up charge by a party member with a grudge.

unfortunately, things like “the constitution” keep us from getting there, just gotta wait for the dumbass to slip up and find his way into the system, then you get your “justice” (or what little justice is gleaned from having been linked to a car break in 8 months ago)

I would contest that, only because someone would probably notice the vast amount of live video data being sent oversees via consumer laptops.

pfft, it’ll break before it gets the “spy on everyone” firmware update.

that’s overblown, he’s really sitting in a dark overcrowded cell with a mix of “evil foes of the party” and actual criminals. no word on a release date, or a formal trial.

technically it wasn’t the act of putting vodka in breakfast cereal so much as what brand vodka was in the breakfast cereal

I won’t contest any of these, mainly because I hate getting burned at the stake. but I will that I can never truly enjoy canes sauce with fries because every time I go to raising canes and get something to g0, my fries are always fucking soggy when I get home and ruin the dipping experience.

you are apparently in the company of the worst people on the planet

it’s essentially ken’s honey mustard and bbq sauce, so good though...

this is why I always have a bottle of high concentration rohypnol on my person on these dates, surprisingly lethal and people really don’t ask too many questions.

As long as she got to take barron, which to be honest is probably for the best. she’d love to get further away for cheetolini.

no, get it to-go, don’t occupy a table if only one person is eating, unless your friends feel like contributing to the tip.

“no, I want the hamburger fried rice!”

soooooo calorie filled, yet sooooo good.