RAMIREZ, DO EVERYTHING IMPORTANT WHILE WE SIT OVER HEAR AND EAT POPCORN!

Shocked, i tell you, utterly shocked!

And also a ton of the chechens, and a good bit of the russians, you know what, You probably get the idea at this point...

Every religious extremist (both of Christianity and Islam) from africa and the middle east would like to have a word with you.

Basically rule #1 in retail arbitrage.

I would take that bet, just because people can be frickin’ crazy.

sorry for being pedantic here, but you usually tip them through the app after they leave.

That’s only for buy here pay here lots. credit acceptance is just a lender, not a dealer, so they send all the repos to auctions (source: bought a car from them at a wholesale auction, a 2003 civic with badly peeling clearcoat)

good advice, but not a solution, because some people are stupid and will try to start shit no matter how humanely you treat them (example:the Bundy fuckwads and their dumbass militia posse).

I like the idea of Doritos that don’t leave my fingers coated in orange dust

oh god, I never actually saw these in real life, so I never knew how bad the crackling was. Jesus that is awful...

wow, never knew that european numerals descended from the western arabic system, the more you know.

I would pay to see a violent action movie starring a stupid cgi rabbit. problem is no big production company would even remotely greenlight it, for very obvious reasons.

nah, doesn’t have enough muslim hate in it.

have intercourse with a large amount of phalluses while riding a river of septic tank leakage, AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?

At least it isn’t david tracy raving against hoas again.

He probably spent the most of the funds on drones and night vision gear, good quality ARs are like $2500 a piece (though I’m erring on the side of frugality). decent body armor would probably be around $600 a piece if he was buying in bulk, and you don’t need a ton of either of them. Guy is still a massive nazi, but po…

drive by that place all the time, never been in there (probably because I live closer to chinatown than the 99 ranch, so if I need anything specialty I go there first)

Can confirm, brother had an asian american friend named gary.

naming anything after a meme in the real world that will exist 6 months from now is a horrible idea.