I don’t even have to read the article to know that this is a MASSIVE crack pipe

an itemized list of all the stuff the bank is paying for when you buy the vehicle.

Cars (for the most part) just don’t stop abruptly in the middle of the highway just to look a cows on the side of the road.

I skimmed the title and it took me a few seconds to realize this article isn’t about diversifying your stock portfolio

TEXAS!

Get outta here buzzfeed!

as someone who is boots on the ground in houston right now, it’ll be really hard for someone to make a car and a person disappear into the flood now. though I assume you where in the mind of a person who has the iq of a small reptile or something.

It feels kind of early for the flood damaged cars to have already made it through auction.

unless they’re running down with general supplies, I think they missed a good bit of the rescuing people part. (source: in houston right now, albeit a non floooded area)

that’s super original there bud.

I imagine fancy kristen removes jobs and keeps the proceeds in a scrooge mcduck style vault. But that’s just my interpretation.

i would be surprised, given that they traded insults back in 2016. With trump calling shkreli a brat or something of the ilk, and shrekli responding in a similar vein about how trump was “self made”.

There’s a word I want to call you, but my editors will not allow me to use it. Suffice it to say it starts with a “c,” ends with an “n,” and is one of the worst things you can call a black person.

I always thought they used diesel, due to the lower burn temperature it makes the victim less likely to go into shock, and feel the whole thing till the end.

this is solid internet right here folks!

thought the exact same thing, was wondering if someone else noticed

Took the words right out of my mouth.

*insert grumpy cat “good” pic here*

Nah. someone is going to notice the damage. plus effective incendiary devices aren’t that hard to make at home.

this article kind of makes me sad I didn’t keep my ‘03 marauder (not because it would be worth something, but because that thing was too much fucking fun in my opinion)