I laughed way too hard at the “translation”

bye!

uh tyler, the website is govdeals, not governmentdeals...

I am personally shocked!

RAV4 drives out into intersection on yellow light as it turns red, panics, stops, then, still using panic-logic, backs out of the intersection

I can’t edit my post anymore so I’ll throw this here:

Think about the retirees with stock in these companies

I did this a while back. Why you may ask? I have no idea!

Or is he singing a song to summon the great spirits of the void, who will emerge from the depths and consume the world?

170,000 miles, what can go wrong?

S4 is compact, not mid-sized

I replaced siberia with serbia in my head and was very confused...

as if I just told them that their wife of six years is actually a rather large, human-shaped piece of volcanic pumice.

2. What kind of accident leaves you with no hood, a damaged roof and doors but near-undamaged quarter panels??

how is this a pedestrian overpass?

I approve!

Just out of curiosity, why did you choose a hummer? I'm asking for a "friend".

she's one of the possible replacements for kat, who's moving to weekdays.