Could be worse. Those Blue Jays could have been suspended 17 or, heck, even 38, games.

Jays fan here. Gibby had to be suspended - he went back onto the field after he was tossed from the game. Sanchez, I assume, was an automatic 3 games after getting tossed, and he can still appeal.

Damn, obstacle course is impressive! I have trouble not removing entire gas stations while towing a boat.

I’ll take this original Mini:

Soon...

Let’s just say, do it right, do it once.

“comeback car”.

The correct phrasing would be “It has the optional V6”.

You act like this should be so easy, but the fact remains that a guy died because the stupid door wouldn’t open because someone wanted to get fancy with the opening mechanism. It’s absurd to think about.

That old man backed the fuck right through that garage door.

Yes. The more information, the better your chances of a sale. Be as thorough as possible.

There’s a three-word phrase that rhymes with Pilitary-Thindustrial Fomplex (only trying to be half snarky).

Until they look at the interior...

That was the reaction of someone who’s done that a lot. Anyone who owns a car old enough to have “character” can recognize the “hang on I gotta do a thing” maneuver.

Jesus, no. That’s the Tampa Bay jersey. While they are synonymous, they aren’t even spelled the same.

Brett Lawrie can go fuck himself. I wouldn’t call his Friday postgame terribly apologetic. He blows a lot of smoke about “there’s no intent to hurt anyone and I tried to make sure he was alright!”, but he also didn’t really take a single shred of responsibility for what was, at best, a completely reckless slide.…

My Mercedes, with parking sensors front and rear, had the same problem. Sometimes it would work, sometimes it wouldn't. The solution? Scan it, figure out which sensor is busted, and re-seat the wiring. Over time, with cold, rain, and salt, the connection on the back of the sensor, behind the bumper, becomes less and…

With a marketing associate of that caliber, I can't fathom how the company isn't doing well.

This is silly, of course you can overthink things.

Example: I ran hurdles through college. Hurdling involves a number of atypical body movements in a specific motion (lead leg kicked high with knee slightly bent, arm tucked in through body, lean forward, back leg curl in behind, begin pumping lead leg down before body…