"Dude, she totally boned me!"
- that guy's lung, after being punctured

All the driving dynamics of a car with much more utility, often with no penalty in appearance.

Say what? Of all the flaws you can pick at, dated styling is not one of them. Every time I see one on the road I see dozens of other drivers and pedestrians staring at it. It looks like a concept car and its proportions make everything else on the road look like an 80's Volvo.

Hahaha. Mothra is covered, but unfortunately you are otherwise open to substantial risk unless you get a policy that specifically covers Acts of Godzilla.

You want original? You want a true, one of a kind 12-cylinder behemoth and a proper 5-speed manual? And (maybe) diesel?

That is not Batman. Batman would not require safety scissors. He needs to change his shirt and quit pretending to be a superhero.

Mohammed Islam is said to be relaxing comfortably with his girlfriend, Jessica (no last name given), who is from Canada and he met at Niagara Falls during vacation. He also plans on spending Christmas break with his uncle who is in Metallica, and can get front row tickets to any concert. Mohammed will spend the time…

I thought this was all settled in the case of Finders v. Keepers

Have fun grimacing and rubbing your temples for the next 15 minutes.

INTERVIEWER: Michael, you've really taken a shining to golf in retirement. Would I be correct in assuming that we'll be seeing you a lot out on the golf course?

Molina must have pushed the umpire "the right way".

Islamic State is a college team. Duh.

"treating you like shit" does not make "punching her in the face" close to an appropriate response. Even if she yelled out the window that your dick is tiny and you can only get it up while looking at naked pictures of Uncle Fester..that STILL doesn't make it anything close to appropariate to punch her in the face.

"I would have been there for the cut-off." ~ Manny Ramirez

Economy interior? Have you been inside one of the '15 Challenger's? They are pretty decent.

Real Salt Lake is the worst. "Real" literally means "Royal". It was a title granted to Madrid by the fucking King of Spain in 1920. It's not just a name, it's an honorific from a foreign monarchy. What kind of idiots just rip off another team's culture and claim it as their own?

As someone who lives quite literally five minutes from a poker room/horse track, I've played my share of 3/6 and 4/8 Holdem—although in the interest of full disclosure I haven't played in about two years, and haven't played "regularly" since I became a father over 10 years ago. That said, when I was a "regular" and…

Log another complaint about the ordering of the tiebreaks. Head to Head should be ahead of goals scored, because goal differential already encourages scoring, and goals scored can be heavily impacted by the state of the 3rd-game opponent.

RE: #8