It makes sense. This man almost certainly was a complete and total failure at life and had no prospects here.

I am very intentional about pairings. But I can’t articulate the method I bring to it, other than generally (but not always!) pairing white wine with seafood and/or drinking white wine in the summer and red wine in the winter. That’s not even that helpful since I don’t drink much wine these days.

I liked George. But dude went as far as he possibly could despite shitting the bed on roughly 50% of his bakes.

Lots to investigate:

I wonder, if you walk in through the “traditional shopping” entrance - does that mean no cameras or sensors will track you at all? Even if they’re not going to process your payment, I suspect they will still want to track your movement and capture biometrics to better learn how people shop and navigate a store. In…

I could spend the rest of the day day dreaming what I’d do with $500M and whining to the press about really anything at all (let alone about facing actual consequences for saying racist shit) would never enter my mind.

$28M GoFundMe to send Chet to space (one way) lets do this 

Ah literally the only thing I miss about going to an office is my Indian coworkers bringing Diwali treats in once a year.

Perhaps.

Honestly difficult to imagine him having any sort of post-Police Academy career longevity if he’d hitched his wagon to “the Voice”. He was smart, talented, ambitious, and was able to pivot to something else and as a result evolved into a true artistic pioneer with a long, perhaps even groundbreaking career.

My assumption was that Carmela and Anthony bite the dust because they’re terrible people. Meadow witnesses it all go down but is spared by fate because she’s the closest to being a non-monster.

Controversial take - a Thanksgiving table should have a potato dish or a sweet potato/yam dish, but not both.

I feel like if your candied yams need marshmallows then you’re making your candied yams wrong. 

For reasons beyond my fathoming, my wife’s family got hooked on a recipe for an alleged Thanksgiving side the recently departed matriarch first cobbled together sometime back in the 1950s. It “just isn’t Thanksgiving without it” and although my wife’s grandmother passed away last year, my wife is now insisting that…

It would be smart but boring. It would be Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy but only the most boring parts.

Homemade ketchup tastes amazing and is relatively easy to make. It’s also a nice flex when you serve it to guests.

oh man if this is the angle they’re taking this trial and its associated coverage is gonna be even more fucking bonkers than I initially thought

Here’s the thing. Any pandemic-induced apocalypse portrayed on screen that doesn’t include a third to half the population denying its existence and in fact doing everything possible to spread it, despite the availability of simple protections and even a vaccine, is going to feel unrealistic.

I know hating on Ed Sheeran is all the rage, but he seems like the exact kind of dude who would might possibly invite The Mountain Goats to play alongside him or something like that. He has a sense of humor about himself and seems pretty self aware.