I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped. 

You can win the Cup once with Milan Lucic’s leadership.

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

Hopefully we get back to that someday

Anyone who lives in Las Vegas and judges a tourist should be punched in the face. Tourists are the only reason that city exists.

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

What a teammate, trying to hook Phil up with some buns, even years after he was run out of town. 

SoCo tells BoJo his plan is a NoGo.

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

trust me, there are way worse ways to misspell his name.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Isn't there a statue of Ray Lewis in Baltimore?

If Ben wants to fuck off to Cambodia forever, that would be Phnompenhal.

I haven’t been this distraught since Pol Pot died.

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

I thought right-wingers were against participation trophies for loses.

“What responsibility do you think that Americans need to take to repair the legacy of slavery in our country?”

Pivoting hard... to word salad?

Nobody: “Hillary please, but male this time, and with dementia.”