The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

“Steeler Nation”

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Haven’t seen a dolphin massacre like this since I was last in Japan.

He should have gone with honky

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Geaux Fuck Yourself

You forgot how many storm troopers he killed on Endor.

Excellent summary, Matt

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

There weren’t any until January, 2015. That’s when they all dusted off their Faulk jerseys and pretended they gave a shit about the Rams this whole time.

A whole team full of schmelts, boys.

Reid and McCoy together is great news for Kansas City restaurant owners and terrible news for Kansas City restaurant staff.

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...and yet still vote republican!?!

And how is Omaha this time of year?

But James Washington texted me, called me, talked to me in person, thanking me for that. And so the outside world was killing me for it; he thanked me and that’s all that really mattered. 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

This is potentially the lamest comment I’ve ever seen on Deadspin, which is saying a lot. With all hyperbole of your asinine comment aside, you’re completely missing the point because umpires *are* starting to lose teams games by creating inconsistent strike zones that force hitters to change their approach. The…

finally an answer to the eternal hockey question of whether a good center makes his wings great, or vice versa