If you’re Justin Verlander, how do you complain about anything this petty?

That’s a great idea, but it’s getting awfully crowded up in those rafters.

Pretty sure they were saying, "An-DREEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!”

Holy fuck I’ve never used the word notary.

Cleave to sports!

this is good but why the fuck are those parents taking kids with sensory issues to games?

Spaghetti. Especially when it only comes part way up and you have to make the decision to pull it out or swallow it down.

You are looking at former WWF wrestler Doink the Clown and someone else dressed like him.  A double Doink, if you will.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

Gandy Bridge traffic can be a nightmare as-is. Nobody’s going to games, anywhere in Pinellas, period, ever.

Whose mom is that?

Reached fewer people than a $5 Facebook ad.

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

Should've been you, Ben.

“Slayer being a sponsor? Unacceptable! Won’t sombody think of the children?!”
“...you support a President who abducted children and put them in cages.”

Two stories on barfing vultures in one day?

Ah Pittsburg a town full of people pining for the days where they could be evaporated by a molten cauldron of substandard iron.

Scouting for his next wife.

Well you’d have to pay me to move to Tulsa.

*kneehilist