Fewer*. You must also be from the south.

It is when he’s breaking laws all the time and being a shithead. A President doesn’t deserve respect just because he’s the President. A President deserves respect when he upholds the values of the office.

Get fucked.

There is no proof he ever existed.

They made the movie Rudy about his life.

“Winter Browns games are only tolerable while blackout drunk.

the most accurate part of is that he punts from basically his own goal line. even in the land of make believe the Browns have shot themselves in the dick 

Me, I’m still scouring Amazon for OBJ’s hot lamp.

If you are in another country and hear Americans talking, go the other way.

Counterpoint: You are a loathsome and vile piece of shit, whom I would not urinate upon if you were engulfed in flame. It sickens me that I share the same nation as you.

Hey man, if I wanted to talk about something that sucks that’s rife with 90's nostalgia and has chugged along on an unearned reputation for 25 years, I’d go over to/ r/pearljam

The Panthers are the most McMansiony of all the newer NFL teams. There’s a flashy surface value to them that covers up cheap drywall, a leaky roof, and faulty plumbing that always need fixing every couple years. They have the personality of a subdivision called Gridiron Grotto where there’s an artificial lake that is…

Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.

To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.

Haha bing 

if you’re making six twenty ounce cups of keurig novelty coffee a day just brew a goddamn pot jesus christ on a tapdancing cracker holy fuck what a goddamn dipshit. how do you sit there and not fucking think of this? your shitty little freeze dried loser coffee with a barest hint of caffeine in it maybe if you did…

‘Berta beef.  Better believe it’s ‘Berta beef.  Grill marks, bud.

Fuck Yuengling.  The owner is a Trumpette.

Absolutely used to drink Yuengling before they endorsed Trump.

Get the cups pixelated and it’ll be fine.