“Bret tackled Bret.” - Vince McMahon 

I’ve noticed that Subway has been subtly trying to rebrand itself. But if I’m the average consumer, I don’t even view Subway as real food. If I’m looking for a place to get a quick bite, a Subway sign registers the same way a tobacco store sign would. Nothing to see there, move on.

Never Forget

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

Kingston is the most fun black wrestler since Akeem the African Dream

For most of high school, my “wife” was also a towel.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

Math is hard.

They could only get the big yellow ones because of the war.

One of my favorite 30 Rock jokes:

What kind of onion do you think is best to wear on your belt? As the style was, back in the day?

A preview of the Knicks pursuing Durant in free agency.

i know a guy (who i am forced to deal with due to social circles) who owns a couple of franchises- he told me very frankly that subway thrives when the economy is doing poorly and suffers when the economy is doing well.

its two fold- one, you can get a lot of food there very cheaply thanks to the bread. even as…

At least he did an earnest impression

Bran is everywhere

As long as you have an open bar, no one will give a shit about the food at your wedding.

My question is... when did kids get so soft?

Alright, we get it. It’s an ESPN metaphor. 

Good to see you, Vesa.

I’m all for sticking it to the man, but Koch really comes across like an Arrogant Bastard in that video.