Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

To be fair, Seguin’s been making the Bruins look stupid for a few years now.

Sure, I totally believe you... I mean except for the part where you’re not a delusional moron. Explain to me how they should of walked over the Jags while getting owned at the line on both sides of the ball? Your team fucking sucks and the only reason you’re even in this position is because you get to play the…

Lol! That’s the stuff. Cry those bitter tears. “this team should have walked to a ring” lol... you yinzers are all so fucking dumb.

Feinberg

As a Chinese immigrant, a B- *was* terrible.

For all you bitchasses in the comments who waited tables at some chain restaurant in college talking about how fucking easy it is to split up the checks preemptively . . . IT’S NOT ALWAYS THAT EASY. I worked at a WIDE variety of places post-college, from shitty sports bar to 4 star fine dining, and not every POS works…

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

You mean like how Southerners would describe the Civil War as “the Late Unpleasantness”?

The right time would have been halfway through the third quarter about 11 months ago.

Awesome, do you wanna suck his penis?

“So Mr. Jeter, with our standard ticket price, multiplied by an expected season ticket holder base of ... let me see ... zero ... we can expect season ticket revenues of ... sorry, just let me grab my calculator ... zero dollars.”

“Thoughts and prayers”

“We”? You’re a fan. Win or lose, your fat ass always belongs on the couch

They were pretty stoked on 11/8/2016.

Make fun of me and my two beers all you want, you know it’s going to be forty five minutes before that waitress comes back.

So the jockey mysteriously falls off the horse for no reason, inches from the finish line, saving the track a half-million dollars? Even the most non-skeptical among us can see that this is a pretty blatant fix, right?

Should anyone be surprised that an Arian is quoting Donald Trump?

Jesus, RamboWillis, you’re even fucking dumber than I thought.

It’s extremely hard for me to comment on something like this without sounding cynical or jaded. And maybe that’s because I’m more cynical and jaded that I should be. Somewhere inside me, there’s a little part of me screaming for hope, that all is not lost!