I hate the sanctimonious bullshit of “if you don’t think he’s a HOFer, you obviously never saw him play. I, Mr. Important Baseball Writer Who Never Played the Sport watched him and with my complete lack of expertise know for a fact that you dumb 30 year old stat nerds just watch televised spreadsheets rather than real…

1. What’s “our” generation? You don’t know me from fucking Adam.

Uhhhh yeah dude this shit is scary. Wtf neighborhood do you live in? I live in deep NYC and I never think about what penetrates or stops an attacker or whatever the hell you are talking about. Jesus Christ, get a grip.

Still not the dumbest shit seen written on a red hat.

I guess we differ in not wishing Roethlisberger injuries.

Don’t you have a wife to beat or something, yinzer?

It looks like a dollar store kids cop badge.

I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years.

You would think that Wilpon would have a better understanding of “unsustainable” economic models by now.

Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

Working on it

Not his style. He’d go cash, man.

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Yeah, I’m not calling it that.

Ottawa moving to Quebec City would be the highlight of my life:

That’s silly. Who’s going to watch hockey in Oklahoma City in 20 years?

Look at this asshole.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

This is almost as good as Antonio Brown talking about Karma.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?