Hey! Go fuck yourself!

Me too, but I’m inserting myself into her brain.

Because it’s a fox news dipshit who thinks chorizo (Mexican) = bad, whereas Italian sausage = good.

The Vaughan is strong in that guy.

I was going with Matouk’s as well, but the West Indian Hot Sauce is my personal fave. Requisite Link

I was going with Matouk’s as well, but the West Indian Hot Sauce is my personal fave. Requisite Link

On one hand, I feel bad for the guy for clearly making a joke and getting fired for it. On the other hand, he’s no doubt a Steelers fan, so fuck him.

No. He said on twitter there’s no jamboroo as he’s still healing. 

DAMN

Trubisky had a good year and will probably continue to improve. My team took JOHN FUCKING ROSS with the pick immediately before KC got Mahomes.

Hear me out: NO

This should be copy-pasted into the WYTS for next season. 

HOLY SHIT

I can’t believe that game wasn’t mentioned in the article. It’s so fun to play.

You could say the Tampa goalie made a Vas Deferens

They already have a woman-beating running back

Pizza Pizza creamy garlic dipping sauce is the stuff dreams are made of.

Was going to say something similar, but no way I’m going to try to compete with the masterpiece paragraph you wrote.

Let’s call him PaMa

Fleet pricing

This should have been the Washington WYTS.